Today I was flipping through the channels and stopped on an old episode of Texas Ranger. Right at that moment Chuck Norris was beating the crap out of some guy. After he was done with his fight, I noticed that his clothes were in perfect condition. Even his shirt was still tucked in.
I turned to my wife and made the statement, “How Does He Do That!!” Then I remembered how he does that, The Chuck Norris Action Crotch Jeans. Yes, Chuck Norris was so cool in the eighties that he had a pair of jeans designed for him to kick some butt. I really need a pair of those. I wonder if I can get the acid wash version.